{"id":34,"date":"2012-11-16T11:15:00","date_gmt":"2012-11-16T10:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wheelcome.net?p=34"},"modified":"2022-07-11T11:42:05","modified_gmt":"2022-07-11T09:42:05","slug":"dis-maman-pourquoi-la-dame-elle-a-une-batmobile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wheelcome.net\/index.php\/2012\/11\/16\/dis-maman-pourquoi-la-dame-elle-a-une-batmobile\/","title":{"rendered":"Dis Maman, pourquoi la dame elle a une Batmobile ?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Etre en fauteuil, \u00e7a cr\u00e9e parfois des r\u00e9actions pour le moins\u2026 (in)attendues chez les gens, et parfois, c\u2019est dr\u00f4le.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Petite compilation des phrases les plus\u2026 mythiques.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>1. \u00ab\u00a0Dis Maman, pourquoiiiii la dame elle a une Baaatmobiiiile ??\u00a0\u00bb \u00a0THIS ISN\u2019T A CAR<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"THIS ISN&#039;T A CAR - A Batman Song [by Random Encounters]\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/gCKLqlY55x8?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>2. Une prof, par un beau matin de rentr\u00e9e : \u00ab&nbsp;Les enfants, il faut \u00eatre gentils avec Charlotte hein ! Vous ne la laissez pas toute seule !&nbsp;\u00bb. Nan mais meuf, on est en Master 2, j\u2019ai plein de potes, arr\u00eate, j\u2019te jure, c\u2019est la honte.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>3. Une serveuse dans un restaurant qui s\u2019approche de la table, distribue &nbsp;des menus \u00e0 tout le monde, et demande d\u2019un air g\u00ean\u00e9 \u00e0 toute la table \u00ab&nbsp;Hum\u2026 La \u00ab&nbsp;dame&nbsp;\u00bb a-t-elle besoin d\u2019un menu ?&nbsp;\u00bb (sous-entendu, \u00ab&nbsp;Elle doit \u00eatre vraiment trop b\u00eate pour savoir lire, \u00e7a m\u2019emb\u00eate un peu de lui donner une carte pour rien\u2026&nbsp;\u00bb)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>4. Toujours dans un restaurant, un ami appelle pour faire une r\u00e9servation \u00ab&nbsp;Bonjour, je voudrais r\u00e9server une table pour deux, il y aura une personne en fauteuil, donc si possible une table pas trop gal\u00e8re.&nbsp;\u00bb \/ \u00ab&nbsp;Une personne en fauteuil ? Vraiment ?? Ooooh EST-CE QU\u2019ELLE A VU&nbsp;<em>INTOUCHABLES<\/em>&nbsp;????&nbsp;\u00bb. \u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>5. A propos d\u2019<em>Intouchables<\/em>&nbsp;\u00e9galement (film qui a apparemment marqu\u00e9 les esprits en profondeur), un jeune-homme que je ne connais pas plus que \u00e7a vient me voir \u00e0 une f\u00eate, et me demande l\u2019air tout \u00e0 fait d\u00e9contract\u00e9 \u00ab&nbsp;Salut, est-ce que c\u2019est vrai que vous aimez bien qu\u2019on vous touche les oreilles ??&nbsp;\u00bb. \/ Je manque d\u2019avaler mon verre de travers et me risque \u00e0 un \u00ab&nbsp;Pardon ?&nbsp;\u00bb \u00ab&nbsp;Bah oui ! Comme le mec dans le film ! Il kiffe qu\u2019on lui touche les oreilles !&nbsp;\u00bb. &nbsp;Atterr\u00e9e, j\u2019\u00e9tais.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>6. Une personne qui s\u2019occupe de moi et me coiffe : \u00ab&nbsp;T\u2019as de beaux cheveux quand m\u00eame ! Enfin bon\u2026 Faut bien que tu aies quelque chose en m\u00eame temps\u2026&nbsp;\u00bb. Merci \u00e7a me touche, je t\u2019assure.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>7. La boulang\u00e8re chez qui je vais pour la premi\u00e8re fois \u00ab&nbsp;Bonjour ma p\u2019tite dame ! Une demie tradition comme d\u2019habitude hein ?&nbsp;\u00bb \/ \u00ab&nbsp;Euh\u2026 non. C\u2019est la premi\u00e8re fois que je viens. Et je vais prendre un macaron !&nbsp;\u00bb (of course) \/ \u00ab&nbsp;C\u2019est pas vous que je vois tous les jours ?? Je dois vous confondre avec une autre dame alors ! Faut dire que vous \u00eates toutes les deux en fauteuil alors \u00e7a aide pas !&nbsp;\u00bb. Je connais \u00ab&nbsp;l\u2019autre dame&nbsp;\u00bb, elle est blonde, et on ne se ressemble vraiment, mais alors, vraiment pas du tout.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wheelcome.files.wordpress.com\/2012\/11\/chinese-look-the-same.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/wheelcome.files.wordpress.com\/2012\/11\/chinese-look-the-same.jpg?w=511&amp;h=341\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-131\" title=\"chinese look the same\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>8. Une prof tout \u00e0 fait normale, qui soudain a eu une question existentielle : \u00ab&nbsp;Hoy vamos a estudiar la representaci\u00f3n de la guerra civil\u2026 Mais au fait, comment vous faites pour aller aux&nbsp;toilettes&nbsp;??&nbsp;\u00bb. Devant toute la classe, tellement cool.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>9. J\u2019observe \u00e9galement un effet comparable au sketch de Gad Elmaleh (\u00ab&nbsp;T\u2019es Marocain ? Aah j\u2019adoooore le couscous !!&nbsp;\u00bb). Quand je rencontre quelqu\u2019un pour la premi\u00e8re fois \u00ab&nbsp;Ah t\u2019es en fauteuil ! Mon cousin conna\u00eet aussi quelqu\u2019un comme toi ! Ca serait trop cool que vous vous rencontriez !&nbsp;\u00bb Euh\u2026ouais\u2026.mais non.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>10. La vieille dame du quartier qui m\u2019arr\u00eate pour me tapoter sur la main \u00ab&nbsp;Allez, courage ! Ca doit pas \u00eatre facile tous les jours hein !&nbsp;\u00bb Euh bah si \u00e7a va en fait, l\u00e0 je vais me faire un soin du visage, c\u2019est plut\u00f4t cool<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Etre en fauteuil, \u00e7a cr\u00e9e parfois des r\u00e9actions pour le moins\u2026 (in)attendues chez les gens, et parfois, c\u2019est dr\u00f4le. Petite compilation des phrases les plus\u2026 mythiques. 1. \u00ab\u00a0Dis Maman, pourquoiiiii la dame elle a une Baaatmobiiiile ??\u00a0\u00bb \u00a0THIS ISN\u2019T A CAR 2. 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