{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Wheelcome","provider_url":"https:\/\/wheelcome.net","author_name":"wheelcome","author_url":"https:\/\/wheelcome.net\/index.php\/author\/wheelcome\/","title":"Allo les pompiers - Wheelcome","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"H3PHnMVs4R\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wheelcome.net\/index.php\/2025\/09\/04\/allo-les-pompiers\/\">Allo les pompiers<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/wheelcome.net\/index.php\/2025\/09\/04\/allo-les-pompiers\/embed\/#?secret=H3PHnMVs4R\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"\u00ab\u00a0Allo les pompiers\u00a0\u00bb &#8212; Wheelcome\" data-secret=\"H3PHnMVs4R\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\/* <![CDATA[ *\/\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/\/# sourceURL=https:\/\/wheelcome.net\/wp-includes\/js\/wp-embed.min.js\n\/* ]]> *\/\n<\/script>\n","thumbnail_url":"https:\/\/wheelcome.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/Design-sans-titre-24.png","thumbnail_width":1200,"thumbnail_height":1200,"description":"L'autre jour, j'ai eu un p\u00e9pin de sant\u00e9, et il m'est arriv\u00e9 un truc lunaire\u2026 avec les pompiers ! \ud83d\ude92 Je ne vais pas rentrer dans les d\u00e9tails, mais j'ai d\u00fb appeler le SAMU, qui a d\u00e9cid\u00e9 d'envoyer les pompiers chez moi pour faire des examens. Ils arrivent dans mon appartement, font leur job, et me disent qu'il faudrait m'emmener \u00e0 l'h\u00f4pital. Je dis OK. Et l\u00e0 (vous la voyez venir) grosse blague :"}